*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
lookin through all your old art like
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead